Guys, seriously…
I need help.
My imaginary girlfriend told me she’ll materialize if this post gets 50,000 notes.
Guys, seriously, please. Please.
This is the worst tease ever.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
But it ends with him in one
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I need help.
My imaginary girlfriend told me she’ll materialize if this post gets 50,000 notes.
Guys, seriously, please. Please.
This is the worst tease ever.
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
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never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
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